May 2013
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“Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone...”
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When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.
It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry...
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gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
collectyourhearts:
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
“The millennials are the people who’ve inherited the hangover from the baby...”
– Why Time’s Millennials Cover Story Says More About Joel Stein Than It Does About Millennials
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collectyourhearts:
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
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Dr. Simian: Winter is coming. Such a winter as this world has never seen
Me: wait hold the phone I thought I was watching Doctor Who
koishy:
it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop. unless u r my internet you better quicken up the pace u disgusting piece of shit
“DiCaprio and Mulligan, meanwhile, don’t seem like star-crossed lovers so much as...”
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People Magazine’s review on ‘The Great Gatsby’
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READ A BOOK
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I haven’t even READ the Great Gatsby and I know this quote is made of fail. (via baronessofobvious)
sexhaver:
boredlord:
What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?
this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors
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