tomorrow morning when my alarm goes off at 3am for work I’m going to pretend I have to get up that early because I have to catch the train to Hogwarts and the time zones are different in the UK
palmate: a-mock-turtle: Do you guys know what this means You’re pregnant before a dick’s even in you now You could be pregnant right now and not even know it I’m pregnant you’re pregnant WE’RE ALL PREGNANT YOU GET A FETUS AND YOU GET A FETUS AND YOU GET A FETUS EVERYBODY LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIR IT’S A POSITIVE PREGNANCY TEST EVERYONE GETS A FETUS
shaleimp reblogged your post: shaleimp: whenever teachers say offensive things… i cant pick myself up and take myself away from my school forever thats not how that works no, that’s true, unfortunately that second part doesn’t apply. you’ll just have to make it through like the rest of us did and then use your grown-up clout to try and make it suck less for the next...
Republicans to teachers:
No, you can't have money for your schools.
No, you can't have scholarships to train new teachers.
No, you can't have pay raises to attract talented people to the profession.
No, you can't teach cutting edge science and history because its got a "liberal bias."
No, you can't have decent retirement or health benefits.
No, you can't have unions that fight for your rights.
No, you can't open a new school to lower class sizes.
No, you can't have busing to allow for diverse school populations and increased opportunity for everyone.
What? What do you mean your kids aren't passing? You must be a shit teacher.
shaleimp: whenever teachers say offensive things in class i look at the door because i want a social justice blogger to kick it down and scream STOP RIGHT THERE, ASSHOLE and then pick me up and take me away from school forever or you could be your own social justice advocate and speak up instead of waiting for somebody to do it for you…?
SO IT BEGINS
Halloween mission: to create costumes for both myself and Josh of Misty and Ash, respectively.
I know that this is the internet, and we’re all anonymous and all that, but...– Neil Gaiman (via wilwheaton)
The fundamental difference between the 19th century romantic novels and the...– Kristina Deffenbacher, Professor of English at Hamline University in Saint Paul, Minnesota (via cmtilney)
glimmericious: you know, the one thing that really pisses me off about the hunger games fandom is how much they’ve managed to degrade a really amazing book and movie and turn it into a comedy with stupid jokes about peeniss and cheese buns because making jokes about a fandom/turning it into comedy “degrades” it
lumoslouis: what have i made
I'm recording this for posterity because she'll...
Me: So you wouldn't date Nathan Fillion?
janksy: y’know what i hate when girls are afraid of lesbians and guys are afraid of gay men just because they’re afraid of them “hitting on them” or s/t like wow don’t flatter yourself no sensible queer person is going to be attracted to you when you’re such an asshole
I’ve decided to abandon all future plans and open a store that sells men’s pants and women’s stockings called “Britches and Hose.”
videohall: Kitten vs two scary things
The views expressed were offensive. Rape is rape. … What I think these comments...– President Obama today on Rep. Todd Akin (via barackobama)
wow, ruby sparks was really really disappointing.
this happened at the signing
fan: would you volunteer for hank if he was put in the hunger games?
When I was a student at Cambridge I remember an anthropology professor holding...– Sandi Toksvig (via amenaza, learninglog)
digivolvin: marlinpieisgod: digivolvin: the hardest part about being a feminist is knowing that one day soon i will grow 15 feet and my arms will shrink and i will become a t-rex with an insatiable appetite for man blood and there’s nothing i can do to stop it the transformation has already begun i can feel it in my bones the hardest part about being a feminist is when you hit a dude adn...